he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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