Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She's the barista slut.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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