i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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