Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well I just put wine in my tea
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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