i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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