More tranny stories later!
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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