Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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