then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
