I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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