I hate all girls vehemently.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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