haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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