is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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