if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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