hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
4 words: hood of his car
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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