yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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