It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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