im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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