Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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