This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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