What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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