Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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