i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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