I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He better not be in your backpack
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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