ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The Olympian is in my bed
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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