Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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