I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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