Have some text gold?

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  • I was never quiet. Folks always heard me. Who cares. They KNOW you do it anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:51am
  • Me too. ;) Especially when I'm home alone though. Sometimes it's just hard not to scream. God bless the clitoris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:02pm
  • 10.16 you made me laugh :) hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:57am
  • 6:02 +1 has obviously never heard a girl climax. sad if it's a guy sadder if it's a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Detroit always keeps it classy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:23am
  • 11:33 today my mom said to me "your brother has a big ass even though he is skinny, his only saving grace is the huge wiener he has." I swear to god I am not lying. I thought I would die of the hebbie jebbies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:11am
  • How could anyone think this was a "good night" ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:49pm
  • sometimes the "fap fap fap" sound of a guy jacking off can get pretty loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:08pm
  • In what context here could I possibly be talking about anything other than pyrite when I said fools gold? Fuck you for even bringing that movie up, and for knowing that movie even existed. I had to google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:18pm
  • " I've heard a girl climax you silly cunt" HAHAHAHAH i just laughed so hard dr pepper came out my nose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:32pm
  • I hate gold. Platinum is where it's at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:11am
  • at least his mom didn't tell him he has a huge cock or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:33pm
  • So what u know about the 313? Dude. Detroit. Eminem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:24pm
  • You gotta learn to be stealthy especially when you live with family. That or turn on loud music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:31pm
  • June 27, 2009 6:02PM is my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:23pm
  • the chickens all have human arms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53am
  • woah, you people are insane. 10:28, there is no reason for hysterics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:20am
  • ^ ohhh man thats creepy haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:37am
  • are you douche bags really going to get into an argument about this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:52pm
  • the whole dr pepper thing up the top..jus made me laugh sooo much!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 8:45 yay! Goldmember :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Only if you're a fatass and your hand hits your fat gut or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:16pm
  • :Hey have you ever been to Ogallala?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:36am
  • Pssst... Hold your breath and bite your pillow...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:26pm
  • 6:05pm I've heard a girl climax you silly cunt, I just read it as though it was a guy texting that. It would be weird for a guy to masterbate loudly don't you think?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:07pm
  • WTF? Are you moaning or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:02pm
  • ^^^ What argument dipshit?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:58pm
  • 6:20pm No. I've never watched any porn of guys jerking off. Loud guys during sex, sure, that's no big deal, but while masturbating???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 6:07 - Some men are loud... I'm not into the loud ones, but some are. Haven't you watched porn before?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:20pm
  • try screaming next time, she'll start to appreciate your quiet sessions more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:48am
  • i wonder what kind of person says "good night" to that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:35pm
  • haha anchorman is an awsome movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:48pm
  • god damn that's my city lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:03am
  • 8:57 - I hope you're talking about Pyrite and not that god-awful Matthew Mcdlfkshay movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Lol y masterbate with ur mom at home with u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 6:32 i second that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:27pm
  • in my house its the other way around, i cant wait to move out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Ugh--just fuck your half-sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:10am