my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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I was never quiet. Folks always heard me. Who cares. They KNOW you do it anyway.
Me too. ;) Especially when I'm home alone though. Sometimes it's just hard not to scream. God bless the clitoris.
10.16 you made me laugh :) hehe
6:02 +1 has obviously never heard a girl climax.
sad if it's a guy
sadder if it's a girl.
Detroit always keeps it classy...
11:33 today my mom said to me "your brother has a big ass even though he is skinny, his only saving grace is the huge wiener he has." I swear to god I am not lying. I thought I would die of the hebbie jebbies.
How could anyone think this was a "good night" ??
sometimes the "fap fap fap" sound of a guy jacking off can get pretty loud
In what context here could I possibly be talking about anything other than pyrite when I said fools gold? Fuck you for even bringing that movie up, and for knowing that movie even existed. I had to google it.
" I've heard a girl climax you silly cunt"
HAHAHAHAH i just laughed so hard dr pepper came out my nose
I hate gold. Platinum is where it's at.
at least his mom didn't tell him he has a huge cock or something.
So what u know about the 313?
Dude. Detroit. Eminem.
You gotta learn to be stealthy especially when you live with family. That or turn on loud music.
June 27, 2009 6:02PM is my hero
the chickens all have human arms
woah, you people are insane.
10:28, there is no reason for hysterics.
^ ohhh man thats creepy haha.
are you douche bags really going to get into an argument about this?
the whole dr pepper thing up the top..jus made me laugh sooo much!!
8:45 yay! Goldmember :)
Only if you're a fatass and your hand hits your fat gut or something.
:Hey have you ever been to Ogallala?
Pssst... Hold your breath and bite your pillow...
I've heard a girl climax you silly cunt, I just read it as though it was a guy texting that. It would be weird for a guy to masterbate loudly don't you think?
WTF? Are you moaning or something?
^^^ What argument dipshit?!?
No. I've never watched any porn of guys jerking off. Loud guys during sex, sure, that's no big deal, but while masturbating???
6:07 - Some men are loud... I'm not into the loud ones, but some are. Haven't you watched porn before?
try screaming next time, she'll start to appreciate your quiet sessions more.
i wonder what kind of person says "good night" to that.
haha anchorman is an awsome movie
god damn that's my city lol
8:57 - I hope you're talking about Pyrite and not that god-awful Matthew Mcdlfkshay movie.
Lol y masterbate with ur mom at home with u?
6:32 i second that
in my house its the other way around, i cant wait to move out...
Ugh--just fuck your half-sister