my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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10.16 you made me laugh :) hehe
I was never quiet. Folks always heard me. Who cares. They KNOW you do it anyway.
11:33 today my mom said to me "your brother has a big ass even though he is skinny, his only saving grace is the huge wiener he has." I swear to god I am not lying. I thought I would die of the hebbie jebbies.
6:02 +1 has obviously never heard a girl climax.
sad if it's a guy
sadder if it's a girl.
Me too. ;) Especially when I'm home alone though. Sometimes it's just hard not to scream. God bless the clitoris.
How could anyone think this was a "good night" ??
at least his mom didn't tell him he has a huge cock or something.
the chickens all have human arms
Detroit always keeps it classy...
" I've heard a girl climax you silly cunt"
HAHAHAHAH i just laughed so hard dr pepper came out my nose
June 27, 2009 6:02PM is my hero
In what context here could I possibly be talking about anything other than pyrite when I said fools gold? Fuck you for even bringing that movie up, and for knowing that movie even existed. I had to google it.
sometimes the "fap fap fap" sound of a guy jacking off can get pretty loud
^ ohhh man thats creepy haha.
I hate gold. Platinum is where it's at.
You gotta learn to be stealthy especially when you live with family. That or turn on loud music.
the whole dr pepper thing up the top..jus made me laugh sooo much!!
are you douche bags really going to get into an argument about this?
So what u know about the 313?
Dude. Detroit. Eminem.
WTF? Are you moaning or something?
Only if you're a fatass and your hand hits your fat gut or something.
:Hey have you ever been to Ogallala?
8:45 yay! Goldmember :)
I've heard a girl climax you silly cunt, I just read it as though it was a guy texting that. It would be weird for a guy to masterbate loudly don't you think?
woah, you people are insane.
10:28, there is no reason for hysterics.
No. I've never watched any porn of guys jerking off. Loud guys during sex, sure, that's no big deal, but while masturbating???
Pssst... Hold your breath and bite your pillow...
^^^ What argument dipshit?!?
6:07 - Some men are loud... I'm not into the loud ones, but some are. Haven't you watched porn before?
i wonder what kind of person says "good night" to that.
god damn that's my city lol
haha anchorman is an awsome movie
try screaming next time, she'll start to appreciate your quiet sessions more.
8:57 - I hope you're talking about Pyrite and not that god-awful Matthew Mcdlfkshay movie.
Lol y masterbate with ur mom at home with u?
6:32 i second that
in my house its the other way around, i cant wait to move out...
Ugh--just fuck your half-sister