i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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