You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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