You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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