Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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