Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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Lol this is actually a guy. But thank you.
a lil conventions goes a long way in a text.
Darth Vader is not pleased.
This is the most wordy way of saying "I'm a slut" I've ever seen. I tip my hat, ma'am.