No awkward lesbian experiences without me
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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