it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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