Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
