Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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