What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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