I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Canadian or clown?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."