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I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!

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Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?

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Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos

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(630): I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos! (317): Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto? (630): Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos http://tfl.nu/vb21

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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'

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needless to say i wont be back home tonight

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(810): dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?' (810): needless to say i wont be back home tonight http://tfl.nu/wf6u

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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.

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(618): he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic. http://tfl.nu/zq41

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(719): View more from Colorado

There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.

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(719): There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night. http://tfl.nu/1i28

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(561): View more from Florida

if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat

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(561): if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat http://tfl.nu/bqtg

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(630): View more from Illinois

Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games

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(630): Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games http://tfl.nu/dec3

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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time

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no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.

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(908): there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time (732): no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution. http://tfl.nu/6mq6

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.

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(256): Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs. http://tfl.nu/y8sy

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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

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(317): Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor. http://tfl.nu/i4di

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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.

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(541): Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening. http://tfl.nu/zy8e

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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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(917): I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really? http://tfl.nu/2oxm

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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.

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(616): She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs. http://tfl.nu/e8xn

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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.

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(319): I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine. http://tfl.nu/o11z

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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something

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(203): wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something http://tfl.nu/kee0

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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?

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(503): Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to? http://tfl.nu/5ylh

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