im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2