im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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