Sorry, I don't speak sober.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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