Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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