I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Someone shattered a urinal.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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