your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
