he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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