Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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