i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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