I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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