Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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