Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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