Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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