I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He told me they were just razor bumps!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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