Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
