idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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