Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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