youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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