He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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