I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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