I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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