jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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