i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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