so that wasnt chicken after all
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So. Much. Porn.
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