Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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