Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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