Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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